The Daily Show – You Don’t Know Dick
By Manila Ryce
Published Saturday, June 30th, 2007, 5:42 am
With all the secrecy surrounding Vice-President Cheney, Jon Stewart introduced a new segment this week called “You Don’t Know Dick”. I’ve collected this week’s clips and placed them here. Stewart exposes the fact that Cheney can’t be exposed to bright light, you can’t get him wet, and he can’t be fed after midnight. There may also be a river of pink mood slime originating from underneath Cheney’s house which feeds off the misery of Washington DC’s residents, but a pixilated mist keeps us from verifying much more.