The Daily Show – Return of the Jihad

Dandelion Salad

By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, July 20th, 2007, 5:34 am

Thanks to the Iraq War, US intelligence analysts have concluded that al-Qaeda is back to its pre-9/11 strength. As with global warming, Bush’s response to anything which contradicts his ideology is to simply claim it doesn’t. The thing that astounds me most about the Bush administration is not their corruption. If anything, I’m surprised when a week goes by without a new scandal. No, what astounds me most is that the White House is packed with preposterously stupid half-wits who keep trying to convince us they’re smarter than we are. It’s this brainless defense which has allowed them to get away with every crime imaginable.