By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, September 28th, 2007, 2:56 am
Short is the list of items which make Lewis Black happy. Puppies and massage parlors are apparently two of them, but it’s unclear whether he enjoys their pleasures together or separately. Thanks to the newly fabulous five dollar bill, “commercial-free” infomercials pretending to be news programs, and fat dudes pretending to be vets, the future of Lewis’ happiness does not look good – especially if the dollar cost of his special massages are a multiple of 5.