By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, October 5th, 2007, 12:40 pm
Stewart describes Bush’s villainy as rivaling that of a cartoon character after he has recently refused to tax smokers in order to give poor children healthcare. Oh, did we mention that these children are communists? It’s true. They’re like a miniature Red Army trying to impose the horrors of socialized medicine on you and your loved ones. Doctors will abandon their scalpels for sickles, and iron curtains will be placed around each patient’s bed. Bush further articulates his reasons for vetoing the bill. Enjoy.
Stewart’s Money Quote: “It’s foolproof. Wait, unless we convince poor kids to start smoking. Then they would pay for their own healthcare.”