Just a Jesus-Christ’s phase: more genocides! By Roland Michel Tremblay

Roland Michel Tremblay

By Roland Michel Tremblay
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Dandelion Salad
The Marginal
24 April, 2009

In history
At some point or another
Someone just reaches critical stardom
Preaching some sort of distorted love
Some sort of distorted truth about the world

This is referred to
As going through a Jesus-Christ’s phase
Many people die as a consequence
And the star eventually usually regrets
Ever going through that phase

I think I have just reached
My very own
Jesus-Christ’s phase
I’ve grown a beard
I’ve grown long hair
I no longer brush my teeth
Boy, do I smell!

I’m a preacher
Please bring me blood!

I am now preaching
To the whole world
All sorts of things
Making absolutely no sense
And when I wake up the next day
With such a hangover
From too much alcohol
From too much hallucinogenic drugs
I curse this existence
I curse the world
I curse this phase I’m going through
I curse my Jesus-Christ’s phase

All very well
That I will save this world
All very well
That I will show you salvation
All very well
That I will open up the door to the Heavens
All very well
That I will bring peace upon Earth

Without alienating the world
Without bringing destruction
Without causing a nuclear third world war
Without annihilating us all

I’m a preacher!
Please bring me blood!

All is very well
I’m just going through
My Jesus-Christ’s phase
Please pay no attention
I’ll eventually wake up
I’ll eventually understand
This world is beyond salvation

I’ll get back to Earth
Buy myself a cheesy sandwich
In Toronto Central down Church Street
Feel shame for my Jesus-Christ’s years
Just like all the hippies out there
And all those religious priests
I will see the light
As I will bring you the God of Light!
And be shot right after

No matter
How much destruction
Is required
For such a miracle

I’m a preacher!
Please bring me blood!

Oh my God!
I wonder
I truly wonder
Will I be able
To reach the toilet in time?
I need to get this thing out of me!

You know
I’ve never seen a flower before
What does it look like?
Please not in so many words
Remain simple
For simple minded people
Who’ve lost their mind a long time ago
Going through
Only a phase
Their very own
Jesus-Christ’s phase

Don’t you just love
To be Jesus-Christ?
Does it not feel great
To be off your head!
And save the world
In your mind?

I’m a preacher
Please draw blood

Shame it’s only a phase
Shame we’ll be ashamed of it one day
What were we thinking of
Bringing more genocides to the world?
Through our very own Jesus-Christ’s phase
After all, it was only a phase


“Without irony, this life would hardly be worth living.”

Roland Michel Tremblay, A Poet for Human Rights


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5 thoughts on “Just a Jesus-Christ’s phase: more genocides! By Roland Michel Tremblay

  1. Every day that passes in our world and human history, gives us testimony of what the absence, the rejection, the indifference, the distortion, the sarcasm, the ignorance we have about the real Jesus the Christ means for us all…

    No wonder why, he truly and boldly said: “Without me you cannot do nothing…. I am the light and the truth…”

    Our human world and achievements are only vain efforts to convince our selves that we are our own “Gods”; that we can saver our selves with our own knowledge and actions; but how brutally our social and natural realities speak against our pride…

    I really hope that we, all, could have at least a twenty four hours phase of the real living Jesus Christ in our individual lives….We need it badly.

  2. Thank you volubrjotr,

    You gave me great ideas there, even though I am not certain if it would be wise for me to expand on the Jesus-Christ idea. I like this line: “My name is Jesus – I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart.”

    Where Jesus could be compared to a Managing Director of a top Corporation. And your idea also of linking Jesus to the Internet, where the address leads nowhere, since Jesus is everywhere. It gives me ideas.

    Clever idea this Jesus-Christ résumé, making him more modern. Jesus could even be programmed in C++! Well thank you for taking the time. I don’t suppose you wrote this résumé just for me? Where else have you published that?


    Thank you Debra, I agree with everything you said, I understand your meaning.

    Roland Michel Tremblay

  3. Dearest Roland,

    I had to comment after the “volubrjotr” torrent of pure irrational compensatory, obligatory, dogmatic propogandandic most repugnant “correction” of your free will, and free speech.

    I get it, we get it, but they are still holding this planet down under, though not for much longer. We will quantum leap them into reality but until then it is useful to know what we are up against. It is up to us to push not too softly lest the day not open fully.

    You might enjoy this Roland. http://zatori.dk/portalforum/viewtopic.php?p=1955#1955

    I certainly enjoy you, even the pain that breaking free of ignorance entails, actually….. especially THAT pain.

    Just remember: “10% of causes will create 90% of effect”.

    Keep that faith in action brother. Forgive me if i speak in riddles. Not the anti-Christ!

  4. Unfortunately, It appears to me that what you cursorily phrase a phase, maybe just the beginning of your contemplations of Jesus The Christ.

    There are many approaches in developing a view point on Jesus The Christ. The single profound motion of man’s conscience is Prime Mover. From Prime Mover the Logical (inductive & deductive reasoning powers) is based. IOW’s, Chicken or the egg – Big Bang are based within the elements of time/space aka; material. Since the beginning of time man has dealt with Prime Mover via The Patriarchs (Pre Fullfillment of The Torah) and (Post Fullfillment of the Torah -> The Bible 2nd Blood Covenant). There have been many attempts by heathens to understand the Triune via pagan faiths, mythology, etc – yet there is more evidence for Jesus The Christ then there is for Julius Caesar.

    Here’s an interesting avenue towards Jesus The Christ.

    The Resume of Jesus Christ 

    Ephesians 1:20 

    Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible.
    Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus 

    Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume 
because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider 
my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. 


I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) 
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) 
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) 
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) 
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14) 

Occupational Background 

I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). 
I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. 
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17) 

Skills Work Experiences 

Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick,restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). 

I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). 
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). 

Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9) 

Educational Background 

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). 
In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3). 
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105). 
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21). 

Major Accomplishments 

I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). 
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). 
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). 
I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! 
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot – the BIBLE. You don’t 
need an Internet connection or computer to access my website. 


Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance 

In Summation 

Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. 
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). 
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

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