by Ed Ciaccio
Writer, Dandelion Salad
March 10, 2015
(to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”)
I’m a corporate whore of Congress,
One of many Wall Street bought.
From voting for their greedy laws
I’m richer than I thought!
My colleagues here in Congress
Can’t help but all agree,
That a corporate whore of Congress
Is the only way to be!